Friday, April 23, 2010

Where Have I Been?

My poor little blog has been sorely lacking in attention in recent months. I would be really surprised if anyone out there who used to read this blog still stops by. It's really a good thing this blog isn't a house or we'd have gotten hundreds of warning letters from the home owners' association by now on the sad disrepair and unkempt look of it. Alright, I'm finished with the ridiculous analogies.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

I want to be a model

I want to be a model. No, not that kind of model. I'm barely 5'1", and I'm pretty sure I weigh more than most of those girls on the runways. OK, let's be honest, I'd be surprised if I don't beat all of them by at least 10 or 15 lbs. I want to be a different kind of model.