Just Plain Funny!

I had a couple of really important things I thought about posting here today, but I decided that maybe you just needed a good laugh instead. I know I did. So without further ado . . .

A friend posted this jewel on Facebook recently, and I nearly had coffee coming out my nose as I read it. I know - gross, right? Sorry, my husband has rubbed off on me. It's an illness. Maybe I should start a foundation or something. Okay, I said without further ado, and this has been some serious ado. Let the funny begin!!

Are you tired of those Sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, let's try this my way...just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again...I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off--After I laugh my head off!

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask...because you are my FRIEND!

And, just because it's Wednesday here's a second funny to brighten your day. My daughter and I love this one. Ya gotta love The Muppets!!



If that wasn't spiritual enough for you, let me remind you that Proverbs 17:22 says, "A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones." Have a joy-filled day!

Blessings!